Joke for mood refrehing

Hey friends I have gone through a very good joke which i want to share with you.

Hilarious Apology Letter.....
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for
duty two days after the actual date of joining.
Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...
''Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you
pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted
to joint your school more fastly, but for the following
region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in
three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem
due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I
and my sun.I putted a complain on station masterji. He
said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I
then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty
she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station
master also because he was phully responsible for getting
birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole
life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and
late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a
waiter for your responsement. May God blast you!"
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN ''

Hope you may have enjoyed it.